had a dream I knew I wouldn’t be going on a date with this guy because he filled his car with mashed potatoes except for where he sat to drive
of washed grapes
a book I borrowed
lie to yourself
in your own
I prefer cat shit
Scarecrow genealogy is rooted in a rural life style. The Egyptians used the first scarecrows in recorded history to use to protect wheat fields along the Nile River from flocks of quail. Egyptian farmers installed wooden frames in their fields and covered them with nets – historybeacauseitshere.weebly.com
The following story comes out of the Howe of Cromar, as recounted by Stanley Robertson (of the well-known traveller family) to author Sheena Blackhall for “Aberdeenshire Folk Tales”. For the whole of the story, I refer you to the book, here I only recount the instructions given to the farmer by the shade of Colin Massie, the Warlock of Glendye, whom he summoned at the Warlock Stone which still stands today near Torphins.